My people

Here I will list all the people about whom I will write, or who will pop up from time to time.

Home

Mother - the woman who gave me birth. Despite the fact that my love for her, though rarely articulated, is incredibly fierce; we still have fights - monumental fights where we refuse to speak to one another for hours on end. I miss her dearly when I'm away at university. My dad always notes that the reason why we don't get on is because we're too alike and I think there's definitely some truth in that.

Dad - the best man in the world. Like my mother, I love my father with the power of one hundred thousand suns and miss him like an important limb when I'm not with him. He is a typical old-school yorkshire man who demands respect where ever he goes. To look at him, he's angry, and gruff but when you speak to him he's lovely. He has learnt over time not to waste time obsessing over insignificant stuff and as a result of that; he's so laid bad he's almost horizontal.

TA - TA is my best friend. We've known each other for about eight years and have been best friends for at least five.

AV - AV is also my best friend. I've known her ever since primary school, although we only became friends in Secondary. She goes to university in Wales also, but at the other end of the country, so I don't get to see her as often as I'd like.

CS - Yet another best friend, at uni in Sheffield. Hideously beautiful, could easily be a model. Unnecessarily shy, but her sense of humour is wicked so I feel like I'm in on a big secret by knowing her so well.

AO - A latecomer to our group, but one who fit in beautifully. AO is the full package: nauseatingly pretty, ridiculously intelligent and hopelessly funny. We share music tastes and I'm glad to know her.

University

AB - AB is southern, and doesn't actually live in our flat. She went to sixth form college with LJ and he introduced us. AB studies psychology (along with everyone else here). For some reason she has zero self-esteem, which is ridiculous because she is beautiful, inside and out.

FH - FH is the first male best friend I've ever had. I get along with him like no other. He has a sense of humour which would definitely offend your grandmother, but that never fails to crease me. We have been know to sit and talk through the whole night.

JJ - JJ is from a different flat. We met him briefly during freshers, but actually started spending time with him later in semester one. I used to have a crush on him, but abandoned that ship before it was out of the harbour.

KB - JJ's best friend from home. They sort-of came as a pair. KB is one of the single most funny people I have ever met.

KC - KC is from Manchester. She loves rock and metal music, especially All Time Low and Black Veil Brides. She is known to get remarkably drunk.

LJ - LJ is perhaps the cutest boy you will ever meet, though he hates it when I tell him so. Known for his 'sassy dance' in the club - it'll either make you cringe, or make you weak at the knees.

PH - The only truly welsh one in our group. Lives locally. PH is gay and outwardly so. He is sensitive yet sassy, truly makes you feel loved.

SA - SA is the best. She does ballet and tap dance. Known for her active sex life. I love her far too much for it to be healthy.